Arpiniko's art and shit blog~

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
arpiniko
arpiniko

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Help this broke goblin (me) via commissioning some arts!

there is no slot limit for now!

Payment upfront via paypal! (or in case of a big pieces for over 100$ - 50% upfront, rest after finished)


i can draw:

- humans, humanoids (elves, orcs, gnomes, and similar races)

- medieval/fantasy, modern outfits

- weapons, magics (not glocks tho)

- artistic nudity (can be more sexual but it cost extra)

- small familiars like rodents, birds, small reptiles, dragons, bugs and other fantasy little creatures as long as there is a refference

- very simple background but it also costs extra


some things i dont feel too comfortable drawing (but you can still ask if i can do this)

- slight gore, or minor wounds (e.g. from battle but not s*lf harm!)

- fantasy furry - khajiit/tabaxi, aarakocra, mostly human but with animal features

- kids and toddlers (ofc nothing sexual! a big no no!)

- full plate armor - it might be a bit wacky

- based on irl photos - you want realistic portrait? find an artist specializing in it! i can do my best to transfer it in my style but thats it


i wont draw:

- litterral p*rn. nope.

- also weird kinks. find other artist that like to do it.

- glocks and similar weaponery and mechas

- anything hate-related

- anything illegal


Feel free to PM me if you have any questions!

and reblogs are very much appreacited! 💜

arpiniko

Updated the prices

Pinned Post lifes more expensive and i need to get by
thefearsomejabberwock
kleeklutch

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balillee

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

iampattonsanders

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

applejuicewerewolf

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

rabbitheartedfool

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

wardenaristraith

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

ya0ishi

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

manywinged
batmanisagatewaydrug

……… different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other’s alcohol

no more if this “fine elvin wine” shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there’s barely even a flavor, and you’d need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you’re going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you’ll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

batmanisagatewaydrug

the flip side is that elves are an entire race of (comparative) lightweights, and a whole gaggle of teenange elves can get piss drunk passing around one bottle of fruity human wine

batmanisagatewaydrug

I think there’s some compatability among drinks brewed by reptilian races (dragonborn, lizardfolk, tortles, kobolds, etc) although you run into similar translation issues as mammalians, but there is absolutely no crossover. like if a drsgonborn and a dwarf in a (very cosmopolitan) tavern were to switch drinks it would be a nonstarter.

“this is basically just a capri sun,” the dragonborn says, disappointed.

“cool, I’m pretty sure I just drank actual paint thinner,” the dwarf says. “get me to a hospital.”

batmanisagatewaydrug

humans and halflings are probably the most compatible drinkers of any two races, although halflings find most human wines, beers, ciders, etc, a little too dry and bland for their liking. halfling alternatives are very sweet, which makes them a huge hit among the ‘I like alcohol but I don’t want it to taste like alcohol’ crowd

batmanisagatewaydrug

I think it would be very funny if being drunk was like… a relatively new cultural development for gnomes? there’s just something about their wacky gnomish constitution that prevented them coming by it naturally (traditionally they’re more into a variety of mushrooms and other recreational plants) but once they started mingling more with more alcohol-happy races they learned VERY quickly and started opening, basically, turbo-breweries that are basically one part distillery and one part wizard tower. VERY popular job for young alchemists trying to make some good money, and the reason why gnomes are known (among other things) for operating the craziest night clubs

batmanisagatewaydrug

here’s who I think should be able to get drunk but become sober at will:

1.) sufficiently powerful paladins and clerics

2.) aasimar [all of them]

2.) very very few tieflings. it’s not universal at all, but few tiefling traits are. I know 5e has really solidified them as horns + tails + inhuman skin color but we need to be making them weirder 

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joshsundquist

Everyone deserves the opportunity to dress their best. That’s why I’m so glad to be able to share Tommy Hilfiger’s innovative #TommyAdaptive collection with you. #TommyPartner

captaindibbzy

I know this is very important for people with disabilities and such but all I’m thinking is “Oh this is where super heroes get their shirts from.”

symbisexual-disaster

my mom’s arthritis makes buttons so hard for her omg 

deluxetrashqueen

Oh man that would be so nice for me, too, honestly. Buttons against my skin make me crazy with my autism. But fake buttons I might be able to do!

unashamedly-enthusiastic

This is why we need diversity in design, these answer SO MANY problems that some people face every single day.

And now that we have them, who else would just enjoy these things? Who would use them to solve a problem they have with some activities? Or in some outfits?

Gawd I love diversity